last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My breasts were aching with rage.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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