I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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