are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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