Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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