You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize
