Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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