I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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