Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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