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(609): View more from New Jersey

if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill

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(607): View more from New York

he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him

(313): View more from Michigan

at least he gets points for a creative booty call

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(917): View more from New York City

u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.

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(516): View more from New York

I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan

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(605): View more from South Dakota

If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?

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