I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Randomize
