normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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