Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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