census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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