Walk of Shame. In a state park.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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