it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
