this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
love makes seman taste better
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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