Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Found the puke drawer
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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