dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Couch. On fire.
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