No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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