To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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