Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You don't make any sense
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