i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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