i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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