is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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