wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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