You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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