I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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