IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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