Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
id be glad to
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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