If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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