PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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