i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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