its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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