He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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