There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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