can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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