I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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