how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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