you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize