is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize