Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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