Umm I'm too high to move.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
