So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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