If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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