so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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