And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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