Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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