Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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