I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
