return my video game
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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