But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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