The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
