i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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